mexican ibuprofen

very sexual. spicy girls in an anime show luring a yard worker into a lounge for some lemonaide. the sweaty mans nose stars to bleed bc the asian girl offer him some mexican ibuprofen which gets him going.

i'm gonna mexican ibuprofen your chihuahua.

by rawrxdlover June 26, 2017

Mexican Josey

Mexican Josey is the stupid kid in the trumpet section that won’t shut up and looks like a fish. He has big fish lips, and has a bad hair day everyday. He has broken glasses and looks Chinese without them. He has a Mexican sister that is fat and annoying as hell. She doesn’t shut up about her burritos and is awful at trumpet. He has a broken trumpet because he drops it all the time and puts it through the washing machine to clean it. He ascts like a porch monkey by being loud and obnoxious and jumps around throwing shit. He looks like he eats garbage and dead squirrels everyday. Has no common sense or sense of fashion. His real name is Jose but Mexican Josey suits better. Mexicans hate him because he’s too lazy to help with the vegetables harvests.

You see how Mexican Josey did his unicorn costume? It looks like a dildo made of socks.

by dieselmechanicjohnnystalin November 11, 2018

The Frisky Mexican

When two mexicans feel the need for something more mexican than the perfectly structured spicy pendaho of a well prepared taco, in which the male mexican puts spicy pendaho in the female mexicans vag and eats her out while the female puts a soft taco shell around his shlong and gives him some old fashioned mexican fun, in a sixty nine sexual motion.

"Dude hows it goin?"
"Im beamin man i just did The Frisky Mexican with a slippery gypsy!!!"
"Thats some hot shit mon."

by I b 6 u b 9 October 26, 2011

Easy Mexican

Most often used when someone average is bragging about their attractive Latina girlfriend, describing how it’s much easier to score an attractive Latina girl than it is an attractive white girl, because they’re less exclusive. This term can apply to any brown Latina.

Dude, look at my hot new gf!

“Easy Mexican.”

by RaptorM82 May 5, 2019

Mexican pillow

While a man is lying down and getting head, he quickly wraps his legs around the woman's body and turns over onto his stomach so that her head is now resting on his ass.

I gave this chick a gnarly Mexican pillow last night. I had just taken a shit so some toilet paper got stuck in her ear, damn.

by grandmaster stache November 10, 2010

Drunkin Mexican

When you fuck your partner in the ass and just before cuming you turn them around and wipe your cock between their nose and upper lip leaving a mustache. Then cum in their mouth and quickly punch them in the stomach causing them to through up. The drunk in Mexican.

I gave that fat bitch a drunkin Mexican last night.

by Mischief October 22, 2014

Snow Mexican

The dirty Mexican of the north (also know as Canadians), they use fake plastic Monopoly money, drink maple syrup, walk their Polar Bears and live in Igloos.

An Orange American President: "We can't trust those dirt Snow Mexican up north. They are Illegally smuggling Beavers into our land. We need to build a wall of ice and snow and make them pay for it with their Monopoly money."

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