January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

Januari 9th

They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"

"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"

They killed someone

Look out for people born on Januari 9th.

by YourLocalFelixyes September 23, 2022

january 5th

january 5th is national boobs day. share your boobs with someone ;)

someone: its january 5th yk what that means ;) *sends pics of their boobs*

by vyz. January 4, 2022

january 15

cole sprouse day
the day cole sprouse goes on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

on january 15, cole sprouse WILL go on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

by cmliliaep March 20, 2021

January 24th

National suck your boyfriend's toes day.

Hey Jaquavius, can I suck your toes?
Ofc you can, it's national suck your boyfriend's toes day!
Glad you remembered if January 24th

by bigblackconnor January 24, 2025

4 January

The person who was born on this day is my Husband, and he is a very nerdy nerd.

He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(

Wow you are so rude, and you suck balls. You must be born on the 4 January.

by Ashdemos December 16, 2023

january

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!

awh fuck bro i got my math exam on january 27

by hamburger2020 March 3, 2023