Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
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Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
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“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
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