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gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.
Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.
by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011
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White Five

Ejaculating on a five dollar bill and throwing it at a stripper
The stripper's hand was all slimy after I gave her a white five
by Nigga Day Day January 31, 2019
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Legendary High Five

The high five given after going skiing with your bros and the town's favorite whore.
Dude, remember the legendary high five we did last night after kelley beat us down the hill when we all went skiing?

Dude, so word.
by TittySlamSwag July 8, 2011
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Five

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
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high-five rain-check

What you verbally give your work-buddy when something you're attempting goes right, but you're currently "all yucky-messy" from the dirty/disgusting job you're presently engaged in, and so you don't wanna soil him by actually slapping his still-clean palm (i.e., he's not actually handling the greasy/muddy/gloopy items the way you are, but he's still providing needed assistance; perhaps he's aiming a trouble-light, occasionally actuating switches/buttons and/or operating other controls to test the device you're repairing, holding items like drapes or hoses/cables up out of the way so that you don't accidentally soil/damage them, etc.) with your icky hand. "I'll slap palms wif ya later, Pal, after I get washed up some --- consider yourself high-fived for now!"
A high-five rain-check can be a similar situation to a delayed hug, handshake. back-clap, etc... in all of these instances, you are merely postponing an appreciative/affectionate/encouraging/celebratory gesture until a more appropriate/convenient time. If you strongly wish to have the pleasant action administered right away, however --- such as if you feel that the person deserves immediate reward/gratification because of the exceptional effort/bravery he put out, or if he has to leave shortly --- a proxy-hug can sometimes be an adequate/reasonable option, provided there is an agreeable bystander present whom you can request to "do the honors" in your place.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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Cougar high five

The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.
Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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