David

A fucking cripple

Who's that kid in a wheelchair

It's David

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.

Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there”
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”

by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025

David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.

"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.

by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022

David

david always plays video games, when he sees someone judging by the sneakers.he doesn't come out very much but he keeps a lot with his friends.listen to music and is energetic.very funny and listen to the problems of others.we can say it's the definition of style.

person 1:Wanna go out?
David:Nah im good i just got a new game!

by Al Player November 21, 2021

David 13

Someone with covid that has a fever and saying illogical things.

My electrician has a case of David 13.

by Ltboston December 30, 2022

David Zertuche

Noun- A fully developed male human who is the coolest guy you know.

My best friend David Zertuche asked me to look him up on Urban Dictionary.

by Daveman8777 February 9, 2022