Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.
Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
by thesituation89 January 21, 2010
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The Francis W. Parker Robotics Club is one of the most elite and secretive organizations in the United States. The club meets in the famed Room 181 of the Francis W. Parker School in Chicago.

The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.

Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).

Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.

Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.

They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
Some fool that's not in the FWP Robotics Club: "Did you hear that Edward Snowden leaked private "National Security Agency" files to the American people!?!

Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"
by I'm Fine July 04, 2018
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A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011
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minus mile high club

having under water scuba sex
guy#1: i went on a trip to hawaii met this chick and went to the minus mile high club
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technically we are the world’s funniest duo... we even had our own comedy club. featuring some of our classic jokes like “scare cam” and “not her day” . these days we focus our humor on more sophisticated topics like the smell of garages and my brother, ethan. we really already the masters of comedy.
girl: OMG IT IS THEM!
boy: SOPHIE AND EMMA’S COMEDY CLUB!!!!!!
by ididntask333 November 06, 2020
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Doki doki club for life

Doki doki get out of my head doki doki get out of my head doki doki please get out of my head doki doki I beg you doki doki get out of my head doki doki is a hell for me doki doki get out of my head doki doki get out of my head doki doki your club is the death of me doki doki get out my head doki doki get out my head.
by What u doing :) October 08, 2020
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out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
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