Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

Jacob

cunt

hey look it’s the cunt ‘jacob’

by Harrold Busk September 27, 2022

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

Jacob

he’s a daddy

“god Marissa theres Jacob”

by grannyinsyrance March 7, 2021

Jacob Lail

Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.

Jacob Lail is here. Everyone run!!!

by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019

jacob

jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned

jacob:hey can i sit here
person:sure

by tumbob October 5, 2020