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jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.
by banneee December 14, 2021
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This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old
Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021
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A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
by skatesex December 16, 2021
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He is such a nice guy and always checks up on everyone around him to make sure their okay. He has the hottest laugh, prettiest eyes, perfect smile with perfect straight white teeth, and always knows how to cheer you up when your sad or mad. If you have a Jacob in your life...keep him. He's something special. :)
by ayoitsme December 17, 2021
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A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines
Jacob I said no, jacob saysI don’t care
by Rapeexposer73 December 20, 2021
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by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021
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loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.
oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal
by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021
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