hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.
Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.
Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.
by SMcCrab November 04, 2010
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Milk before cereal

A trend started by Lil ignorant. It’s the right way to prepare cereal. It is as simple as pouring milk in a bowl before pouring the sugariest cereal u can find.
Person 1: Yo did u see ignorants story? He poured the milk before cereal.

Person 2: Yea I just seen it, I’m about to record me doing it too and I’m going to tag him so he can see.
by Debra Johnson inc September 15, 2020
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Riding the Milk Train

Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)
"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"

"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"
by Twisted Fixtures June 29, 2007
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DUSTY MILK SHAKE

DUSTY MILK SHAKE FROM YOUR MOM IS BETTER THEN YOUR SISTER.
by BFAB432 August 22, 2008
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big boy milk

Semen, monkey custard, baby gravy. This term is believed to have originated from the Crank Yankers character 'Special Ed'.
Don't move, I'll get a tissue to clean up that big boy milk
by John Bracken July 04, 2006
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