Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

NYC Mike

A nigga who gonna take over this youtube and twitch shit. Stay tuned.

Yo, you seen that NYC Mike reaction video he has the best reactions on Youtube no kizzy.

by Some_Random-Nigga November 25, 2021

mike

gay ass bitch cum slut bitch

mike is a gay ass bitch cum slut bitch and wants kakashi to finger his ass

by mewtwo00oooo November 28, 2021

Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"

Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it

by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024

Killer Mike

Some rapper who won a Grammy award over Travis Scott, Drake, and Metro Boomin.

Who is Killer Mike? I never knew him until he won a Grammy Award.

by balls v421 February 13, 2024

IRON MIKE HURST

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.

Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro

by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024

Mike

A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍

Mike is a n word

Ikr

by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024