Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails
ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
by oggasboogas February 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. ethan wilkins is the funniest down to earth guy you will ever meet. he cares so much about his friends or girlfriend and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. he trusts everyone and always smells really good he has amazing brown hair and is really good at hockey. he is alright at math and loves when people smile. when you are with him you feel safe and loves to eat... anything. he has an amazing six pack and doesn’t know know he has them. if you found an ethan wilkins don’t let him go... ever.
by talia martinez September 20, 2018
Get the Ethan Wilkinsmug. Ethan is a man (nu duh) and is someone who often likes gaming, enjoys cracking jokes (even if they are old or make no sense in the context) and fighting. He is nice to hang around and is quite funny. Many times when you meet an Ethan they will be a complete dumbass (do thinks like drink soap) but are really smart when it comes to certain things. Overall are a really great friend to have by your side because they once you become friends, they will make funny jokes and will defend you in conflicts.
person 1: oh hey it’s Ethan
person 2: yeah he’s funny and I once saw him protect his friend against a thug
person 3:that’s Ethan for you
person 2: yeah he’s funny and I once saw him protect his friend against a thug
person 3:that’s Ethan for you
by potatomuncher69420 June 11, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. by zoebrnstttr July 18, 2020
Get the ethan brinkleymug. by Alec stein January 20, 2018
Get the ethan bassukmug. One of the biggest wastemans of peths, thinks he’s big but in reality he’s skinny af. The yute will follow and unfollow you quick times and if the mandem adds you on snap be prepared for pictures of his non existent jawline.
by Crodie July 18, 2019
Get the Ethan Poopalasinghammug.