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Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
mugGet the Don’t fuck with my keto!mug.

Fuck

Fuck is a word for 'help' when someone says they want help say oh ofc i will fuck you. You can also say it if in danger just shout 'FUCK ME' and everyone will come running to you.
Teacher: Can someone help me bring the books in?
5year old student: Sure i will fuck you with the books!
by Lexi098 November 27, 2021
mugGet the Fuckmug.

fuck the staff week

everybody in the discord server can harass the staff or owner and nobody can do anything about it
fuck the staff week is this week
by amegeus October 11, 2022
mugGet the fuck the staff weekmug.

Fuck it we ball

Used to excuse or dismiss any possible suspicious or peculiar activity/ behavior/ things being done but only if said things are done after someone exclaims “ fuck it we ball “
*throwing stones in a glass house *

Sparks : “ fuck it we ball “
*all the glass doors n windows shatter leaving a reminder n reminiscence of all the stones that where being thrown *

Clarke : oooh man you got me there with that one can’t even be mad bro .
by Sparkssparkysparkss May 21, 2025
mugGet the Fuck it we ballmug.

that fucking bird that i hate.

THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT
by superdupersquid December 9, 2024
mugGet the that fucking bird that i hate.mug.

Fuck a furry day

It is were you fuck a furry girl on April 10
by semja9 May 1, 2023
mugGet the Fuck a furry daymug.

fuck me I am famous

Used by David Getta in his album of the same name, also used as fmiamf
Please fuck me I am famous because I am a youtuber
by thefailtheory January 11, 2018
mugGet the fuck me I am famousmug.

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