National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019

Give head day

National give head day is January 22nd.

Please give me head bitch, it’s national give head day.

by i am gayyyyy ahahha January 20, 2021

Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer did recently or sumtin like dat

Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "so profound..."

Summer day

by Fart master9999999999 November 24, 2024