National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

Fuck yourself

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.

Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024

SKULL FUCK

When a girl sucks your dick and you push her head as far down on your dick as you can.

I'm going to skull fuck you so hard!

by Sam the conqueror September 1, 2017

Fuck

You're a fucking noob if you need to look this up
Your a piece of fuckingshitstupidIDIOTnoob

Fuck you noob!

by dumbnoob123 March 26, 2019

Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021

Tuxed fuck

A well-dressed yet appallingly mannered person.

Look at that tuxed fuck, behaving like he runs the place.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018