(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie
by ifyou November 20, 2021
Get the I know you fucking lyingmug. by bhubhuh May 20, 2023
Get the I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THATmug. by ok i fucked your mom March 4, 2018
Get the Fuckmug. A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
Get the Fuck headmug. the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.
Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!
by deaddwolfio February 10, 2014
Get the urban fuckedmug. When an individual dates another with the intention to use them for sex and create a false sense of emotional connection.
Tyler was Cuff Fucking me and made me feel like shit, he didn’t even care about how i felt, he just wanted sex.
by SoftSimp January 27, 2021
Get the Cuff Fuckingmug. Dero kids around the age of 12-16 , who hang around Australian bus interchanges , who obsessively wear Nike and Adidas clothing, generally wears bum/fanny packs to look cool and asks fellow people for cigarettes and consistenly says the word "cunt", "sick cunt", and "wanker".
by grungelover90 February 4, 2019
Get the Metro Fuckmug.