Twat

(verb) To aggressively, spontaneously strike an object, often a person.

"I twatted him a new one"

by RedD April 7, 2015

Twat

Typically an obnoxious female.

Usually angry and unpleasant, itching to yell at you or accuse of something, typically gender based.

A female that complains and likes to cause trouble. Generally subversive.

Who complained about the temperature? It's 80 degrees here now.

It was Jennifer, that twat.

by AndreTheSlayor January 22, 2020

Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.

Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.

by SLiderHeadd June 12, 2018

twat flopper

A twat flopper is a homosexual female, otherwise known as a lesbian (term credited to Lane Brewer)

Example: "Are you gonna take that chick home?" "Naw man, she's a twat flopper

by ragdolldearest March 15, 2015

Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes

I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked

by W. A. R. October 10, 2015

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021