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TWAT

After the pandemic, there are people who don't want to return to the workplace, but in most instances need to make an appearance. They decide to enjoy 4 day weekends year round and only come into the office on Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.... AKA, TWATs!
Its Friday, so that TWAT isn't in the office today.
by Vance Baggins October 27, 2022
mugGet the TWATmug.

yo swat a twat

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.
Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*
by itsjustnils March 14, 2018
mugGet the yo swat a twatmug.

Twatted

When some one makes a complete and total bitch out of you.
Johnathon got twatted in the video chat room earlier today.
by BlackSheep710 August 1, 2023
mugGet the Twattedmug.

Twat-Whore

A small little bitch shitzu halfwit dog named rusty
Rusty is such a twat-whore
by MassiveSchlong2306 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Twat-Whoremug.

Twat-swatted

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Twat-swattedmug.

Twat

You're such a Lucy (Twat)
by I. Hate. Gaynite April 16, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch
Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha
by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018
mugGet the Twat Wafflemug.

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