Turtle

To stop talking; close up; retreat.

I always turtle whenever I'm around my crush.

by PyroGladiator July 11, 2019

turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.

Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club

by Crisper72 April 4, 2019

Turtle day

A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.

How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day

by Turtle kween hehe April 12, 2019

Tittle

When you put skittles on titties.

Girl : DAMN BOY FORGOT MY SKITTLES
boy : NO I DIDN'T, IMMA PUT THEM ON UR DAMN TITS AND EAT THE SKITTLES B

girl : OMG HEHE~TAKE A PIC FOR SNAPCHAT
boy : TIME FOR TITTLE

by Fuck this and that April 13, 2019

Turtle Brownie

The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.

Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.

by TounguePuncher April 19, 2019

Tittleduddy

Something extremely cute and small. Sometimes pronounced as, "Tilduddy."

Person 1: "Aw! Look at that cute little dog!"

Person 2: "It's such a tittleduddy!"

by Anon13254 April 21, 2019

Turtle

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.

billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019