to breastfeed while drunk.
by Coleenah July 28, 2011
Get the Whiskey Titsmug. The breasts of a woman that appear at first to be in the A-B cup size range while in a chick's shirt or sports bra, but once exposed and discovered by a fine gentleman, are truly a set of C-D cup titties that run shit and gain a lot of appreciation.
or the inverse;
The meat balloons of a woman that she has artificially enhanced through the use of padded bras or other devices that result in false advertisement for dudes a.k.a. Displaying a healthy set of C-D titties but really having A-B titties we don't really give a shit about and can't tit fuck.
or the inverse;
The meat balloons of a woman that she has artificially enhanced through the use of padded bras or other devices that result in false advertisement for dudes a.k.a. Displaying a healthy set of C-D titties but really having A-B titties we don't really give a shit about and can't tit fuck.
Vince: Yo Will, how'd shit go with that broad you took home from Nikki Beach last night? Looked like she had a sick body but an average set of titties.
Will: Bro i meant to call you this morning....I took that chick home, started going at it with her, and when i took her shirt off, a set of sneaky tits popped out. I couldn't believe it. I was expecting a small perky rack and then a set of D puppies hugged my face. Good time bro.
or
Vince: You aren't gonna believe this bro. Remember that broad I brought home that had those tits we were high fiving about?
Will: Yeah of course son.
Vince: Yeah they were fucking sneaky tits. I feel ripped off.
Will: No way!!!! Victoria from Victoria's Secret is a cunt for inventing those bras.
Will: Bro i meant to call you this morning....I took that chick home, started going at it with her, and when i took her shirt off, a set of sneaky tits popped out. I couldn't believe it. I was expecting a small perky rack and then a set of D puppies hugged my face. Good time bro.
or
Vince: You aren't gonna believe this bro. Remember that broad I brought home that had those tits we were high fiving about?
Will: Yeah of course son.
Vince: Yeah they were fucking sneaky tits. I feel ripped off.
Will: No way!!!! Victoria from Victoria's Secret is a cunt for inventing those bras.
by Jesus the Prairie Dogg August 27, 2011
Get the sneaky titsmug. Hairy nipples that can be grown specially on people who have strangely compatible rat features. They are hairy, flea infested and difficuly to maintain.
He has rat tits!He is a very masculine male, because he has rat tits and does not tend them well.Why doesnt everyone have rat tits?
by Kane Dawson June 27, 2005
Get the rat titsmug. 
Clown Tits
-adjective
1. superb
2. such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment
3. to inspire awe
-adjective
1. superb
2. such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment
3. to inspire awe
by frostboy74 September 15, 2009
Get the Clown Titsmug. this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!
HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!
What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!
What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008
Get the toblerone titsmug. by Winged Poop November 11, 2004
Get the Beefy Titsmug.