Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021

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Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.

HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭

by Un2siast January 31, 2024

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right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.

"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.

by QuacksO March 05, 2021

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My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 09, 2019

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Farm Right Nationalism

There are many such cases that prove Farm Right Nationalism is the only great form of nationalism. What makes it the greatest is it focuses on the importance of making an individual become a self-reliant, or semi-self reliant, gardener or farmer to not only feed themselves and their family but for their community as well. To supply part of the nation with food is the greatest service they can do for the nation. Reject Big Corp with their GMO perverted foods, and embrace traditional, organic farming.

Few will take this into account. The sun will never set on Farm Right Nationalism
Sorry VD, but Farm Right Nationalism is the only based form of nationalism.

by CaliBoy18 November 08, 2021

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