Water pancake

A guy who likes to get his buns smushed by another male until it appears to look like pancake, and then the male proceeds to bust all over it.

Yo did you hear that Wesley did the water pancake to Paul last night? Oh no way thats gross.

by Phil Minx January 16, 2018

Water Buffalo

A really fat ugly girl that one of your friends is dating and you don't want to refer to their girlfriend as a human.

Dude I think Joe is with water buffalo again.

by K Dub Sacs October 2, 2007

water baby

The act of becoming pregnant from going swimming. Usually, the bastard comes out deformed due to high levels of chlorine.

"Awwe. What a cute water baby."
"That is a water baby if I ever saw one!"
"I think i'm pregnant.....with a water baby!!"

by bloonsworld August 1, 2008

Muddy waters

During anal sex, pee inside your partner's ass. When you pull out, after cumming, have your partner poop on you. The poop will be a lovely mixture of poop, pee and cum, resembling muddy water.

Oh, man we were messing around last night and she gave me an intense muddy waters.

by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012

Water head

A crybaby. Someone who whines and cries alot.

"I hate babysitting that damn kid, he is such a water head."
or
"Stop crying boy! Quit actin like a water head!"

by sassysayra December 28, 2005

Muddy Waters

Similar to the absurdity of high waters or flooders (pants with hemlines that are too high usually about mid-calf) and outdoing the nastiness of skid marks, Muddy Waters makes one appear unkempt and perhaps even unhygienic. Muddy Waters can apply to the pants themselves, but is best used to describe the wearer of pants which have been soiled due to weather conditions, outdoor activities, daily life, or embarrassing loss of bowel control while in a social environment. It can range from dusty pant legs to dirty food or mud stains, but the appearance leaves any person the Muddy Waters comes across with the impression that s/he is in need of a handful of spare change, a wake-up call, or, at the very least, adult diapers.

Muddy Waters over there is wearing some mighty tainted rags, man. Either he's been playing in the pigpen or he just had a hell of a time at Taco Bell.

by Pancho M. F. Villa July 14, 2010

fart water

when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.

*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"

by the scene queen September 10, 2009