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Haven and Jacob

Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday
Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are

Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable
by Jbabe73 August 3, 2019
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Jacob

the most basic white boy you will ever meet and a dick head thats makes a fake snap chat acc pretending to be a girl (when hes not) and asks for nudes from girls and guys. hmmm sound a little sus for a fucking homophobic guy! any ways he is popular and cool to the boys but talks about his closest friends his back and sexually harrases then and makes them watch porn then make fun of them when they get hard. they bully people and call them names but some how at the end of the day hes everyones favorite because hes hot and good at sports. fuck you jacob
i fucking hate jacob!
by May I. Tutchem November 5, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.
Jacob is THE guy.
by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
Did you hear that Jacob's snaps with the goth got leaked?
by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022
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Jacob

If you found this message, it's for you
by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 6, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy
jacob
by arfse October 1, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA
Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl
by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021
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