Hot Pocket

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.
When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.
by CherynobyleKid June 2, 2009
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Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.
OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT
by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009
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Louisiana Hot Pocket

To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.
I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket
by fallen424 January 6, 2008
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spaghetti in my pockets

On a journey going along nervously; being beta as fuck
About to ask out my crush spaghetti in my pockets
by BoboTheRedneck October 24, 2017
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flaming yack pocket

when u light a girls vag hair on fire and put it out with semen
I gave Patty a flaming yack pocket yesterday
by Simmerly505 January 26, 2010
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alabama cold pocket

The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.
Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.
by my names karl December 8, 2016
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