When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.
When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.
by CherynobyleKid June 02, 2009
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by Simmerly505 January 26, 2010
The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.
Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.
by my names karl December 08, 2016
last night I made a California hot pocket
by saggy seth229 November 12, 2019