When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"

Ramsey's Perfect Burger by anonymous November 1, 2021

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Absolutely 100% perfect

An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.

Greg: Is that Ayden Bascom?

Me: yes, isn’t he absolutely 100% perfect?

Absolutely 100% perfect by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022

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The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

The Most Perfect Dude Ever by dyvier May 11, 2022

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