An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017
a tv series that is like watching a horror movie every season, with 9 seasons. said seasons are:
1 Murder House
2 Asylum
3 Coven
4 Freak Show
5 Hotel
6 Roanoke
7 Cult
8 Apocalypse
9 1984
1 Murder House
2 Asylum
3 Coven
4 Freak Show
5 Hotel
6 Roanoke
7 Cult
8 Apocalypse
9 1984
8/10 on IMDb, "I love american horror story! it is my fav show since i finished scream queens, it is all i ever see anymore. my favorite seasons has got to be 1984 and cult!"
that said i highly recommend watching ahs if u have not!
that said i highly recommend watching ahs if u have not!
by val soot July 04, 2021
1. A good way to end things after a one night stand. After a long night of sex, the woman prepares the man a breakfast of blueberry pancakes, serves him breakfast, and administers a blow job while he eats, and salutes him after he cums. Often used as a reward for a night of stellar sexual performance.
2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.
2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.
Man, that chick I picked up last night kept it real classy. I fucked her all night long, and she ended with an All American breakfast. I might actually call this one back.
by swboarder55 March 22, 2008
A pretty good emo band. People say they suck and not punk but they are not punk, just emo. Still pretty cool band.
by truong December 09, 2004
an amazing band
its talent has nothing to do with the band members' attractiveness
it produced unique and beautiful songs such as Swing Swing, Move Along, My Paper Heart, and Time Stands Still
the only reason why it's less popular nowadays is because it has been overplayed
just because they're mainstream, doesn't mean they're not good
and it's unfair to criticize and hate them for being mainstream and for attracting teenybopper fangirls because despite all that, they are still undeniably a great band
its talent has nothing to do with the band members' attractiveness
it produced unique and beautiful songs such as Swing Swing, Move Along, My Paper Heart, and Time Stands Still
the only reason why it's less popular nowadays is because it has been overplayed
just because they're mainstream, doesn't mean they're not good
and it's unfair to criticize and hate them for being mainstream and for attracting teenybopper fangirls because despite all that, they are still undeniably a great band
Anti-mainstream kid: " the all american rejects sucks. they're too mainstream. i'm into indie"
Kid who understands music: "they're an awesome band, and their music is actually meaningful, unlike emo falloutboy and my chemical romance"
Kid who understands music: "they're an awesome band, and their music is actually meaningful, unlike emo falloutboy and my chemical romance"
by ihven0clue April 17, 2008
American Rap Music:
A form of incoherent words and rhyming mashed together. The only understandable words are those of cussing and profanity.
In short american rap music is: Random languages + incoherent english + cussing + sexual vocabulary + giberish
A form of incoherent words and rhyming mashed together. The only understandable words are those of cussing and profanity.
In short american rap music is: Random languages + incoherent english + cussing + sexual vocabulary + giberish
Boy 1: What do you think of American Rap Music?
Boy 2: Some random language rappers make up that is supposingly english.
Boy 2: Some random language rappers make up that is supposingly english.
by DEM AMERICAN RAP DISSECTORS October 13, 2013
An American who complains about a and f prices, where in reality, Canadians and Europeans pay up to twice as much for something from there. $25 t shirt in America=$40-$70 Canadian.
American: "wow, A and F is for wanna be rich people, but its nothing compared to Armani Exchange!"
Canadian: uhhhh, it's not rich people clothing, but its so cheap in America. Armani Exchange is the same as a and f here! Wow, what a stupid American Abercrombie Whiner."
(True story) $80 hoodie in America, $110 in Canada. THAT IS NOT AN EXCHANGE RATE!
Canadian: uhhhh, it's not rich people clothing, but its so cheap in America. Armani Exchange is the same as a and f here! Wow, what a stupid American Abercrombie Whiner."
(True story) $80 hoodie in America, $110 in Canada. THAT IS NOT AN EXCHANGE RATE!
by UhOhHotDog69 February 10, 2010