Scaredy pants hands

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

pants led hug

When a man hugs a person with an erection.

Kim: So how was the party?
Suzanne: Fine, until Matt gave me a pants led hug.

by joeyjoejo1200 March 10, 2010

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

Poopy pants special

Food so bad that you know as soon as you order..thing better come with a side of TP

Sonny just ate Burger King and burgers for the past month. I hope he didn’t get the poopy pants special

by Jh1137 August 17, 2021

meanie peanie pants

someone who’s a bit cheeky, ginger and australian

person 1 - you are a meanie peanie pants
person 2 - wowww okay

by yammypoos September 7, 2023

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011