King Toot

Master farter from hell.

I farted a few times today, but Ian was definately King Toot. He shit his pants at least 20 times.

by The Trout From Hell August 29, 2009

kings of wessex

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks

The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.

by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020

King Salami

The one with THE BIGGEST COCK, The KING of the wang!

That dude from the Old School is the King Salami.

by stingraytat2 November 27, 2009

King Bob

Man of the ladies and the Men and lasts as long as the letters in his name

King Bob lasts the 7 mins of heaven he needs to

by RAMigo April 22, 2022

king Dicky

Someone who acts like a king just becasue they have a large penis.

Daywind!

You have a huge penis

I know

king Dicky bastard!

by luvme! December 17, 2010

Aaron King

aaron is one cold ass dude. he’s got hella hands. he will catch you in the locker room if you run ya mouth. he’s one chill ass dude and is cool with like everyone under the sun. he’s known for saying “yuh” and he will show you how cold his heart is if you test him. Overall, aaron king is a goat

Literally no one:
Aaron King: YUHHHH

by emilylanelover March 6, 2019

Logan King

A ginger who associated with furry alt girls
but prefers ethan zits (a blonde gay). he
likes to yell and abuse women. he also
never stops talking.

bestie I: do you know ethan and logan?
bestie 2: logan king?

by baldi123 November 14, 2021