January 17th

On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off

Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick

by Yourfriend12302 January 17, 2021

January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.

Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

January 17th

Somebody very dumb and thinks that everything evolves around them

Oh look that person thinks they cool they are probably born on January 17th

by Nxaxhuuu September 20, 2021

January 18th

The best people are born on the 18th of January especially the kind and loving ones who are the most slept on

Makayla was born on January 18th

by Yah2018 November 22, 2021

january 18th

Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)

Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then

by mighty hawk January 18, 2024

January 18th

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

January 18th

National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!

you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!

by Ludgate_lover December 18, 2020