january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

january 13

grab richards ass day

national holiday

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt

by koalabear800 January 12, 2023

January 11th

January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person

Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them

by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024

January 6

Make out with your gf/bf day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

by iatenemo November 8, 2021