Large Bean

A Large Bean is a meaning for a mans massive bulge

Wife:hey babe
Husband:hey honey
Wife: I want you to put that large bean in my mouth

Husband:THOT

by Hdjeiehe April 23, 2021

ted bean

A cunt that that thinks he is sick and fucks girls that look like monkeys

your such a ted bean with a girl

by cuntpunter 00 December 31, 2015

Schfincter bean

The lower part of a male in between the legs where the testicels are.

The man's schfincter bean helped him have children.

by Foyer Rafael June 02, 2018

Anal Beans

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020

awkward bean

A person, that is usually a smol bean (you can be tall too) and is very awkward. You can talk but it doesnt go they way you want and your voice is very quiet because you rather not talk because you're awkward.

"Hey he's looking at you, he's cute go talk to him."
"Yeah.... i'll just wait, maybe if he comes up to me."
"Just go! You're such an awkward bean!"

by Itsyagirlawkwardbean January 14, 2018

Jelly-Bean

A Jealous Mexican.

Hey man, I don't think you should talk to Lupita. I heard she is a jelly-bean.

by TheRealKoolaid February 04, 2018

Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere

“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.

by Captain eg November 15, 2018