BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.

Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"

by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019

Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020

Smol bean

someone who is too pure for this world and or could be small\short which enfises on the 'smol' part

Have you seen them? They are my smol bean!!!

Emma is such a smol bean.

by EmmaTheOnly January 10, 2019

Schfincter bean

The lower part of a male in between the legs where the testicels are.

The man's schfincter bean helped him have children.

by Foyer Rafael June 12, 2018

gubbing beans

Scottish slang for taking ecstasy

(Gubbing = eating) (beans = pills)

What’s wee Calum been up to recently?

“Fuck all but gubbing beans and listening to techno”

by oat milk jones November 16, 2019

Bean Grill

The act of either, beating the absolute shit out of your wife, or pleasuring her

"I just bean grilled my wife"

by Thegayestchinkintheworld October 22, 2022

Cheesy beans

Something you sink your balls into

Can i have some of those cheesy beans tonight?

by Acp0129 February 12, 2018