pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.

I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.

by bellebendek June 17, 2019

Bad Friend

1.A bad friend is your friend that just becomes your friend to make more, and ditches you in the end (like all my friends ;-;)
2. Your friend ignores you and pretends that you're not friends.
3. A friend who is mean to you all the time and says that "it's just a joke!" Yeah, right.

Example: You know what, Dakota? You're a really bad friend!

by yourleastfavoriteperson March 4, 2019

Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019

Fake Friend

A person with a toxic personality, who needs to learn that karma is coming for them.

Ella is such a fake friend! They always got something to say about someone!

We know!

by mxoon March 14, 2019

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

Arable friend

mate flake party animal

Arable Friend, one who rotates friendship groups in order to allow each to recover before returning to plough them again. Allows enough time to be missed.

E. G. Oh he's Arable, he'll be back when his other friends are drained of all nutrients, vitamins and the will to live

by Platinumtool April 22, 2019

my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 18, 2019