Ethan

He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.

John: Hey are you friends with Ethan?
Jane: Yeah
John: I guess he’s ok

by _onlyTheTruth_ October 6, 2021

Ethan Eckert

lil bitch boy that'll make write down a 100% tip on your card without you knowing

Sam: "Wow I can't believe that Ethan Eckert tipped on your card and made you go broke"
Me: Yeah hes a bitch

by miksu-chan May 10, 2022

Ethan Furgle

He is a YouTuber on the internet, gaining traction from his Shorts and videos on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. He has a lot of viral videos, especially on Instagram. He makes Roblox content, usually, he shows an intro then shows fake gore in the next frame.

"Hey did you watch the new Ethan Furgle video?"
"Why the fuck would I watch Ethan Furgle, he's weird."

by CinnamorrolGirl November 19, 2024

Ethan

Is a literal loser. Has no balls. Might be gay.

When you’re born without balls, your parents will name you Ethan.

by T2thedoubleg November 8, 2025

Ethan Isbell

not a simp

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Ethan

My cousins boyfriend.

idk i mean he goes to chippewa so.ethan is dating my cousin and yea.

by Daddy nut sucker69696969696969 January 31, 2019

Ethan

A tall dude who likes music and movies. Really into small blondes and would really like to date one

Umm I can't think of anything

Ethan

by shacka June 2, 2018