noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")
The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"
"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
Get the crack flapper shitmug. Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
Get the Fresh Cracked Eggsmug. Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
by K.Spence June 11, 2006
Get the ass crack of dawnmug. A guy who just stuck his arm into a lathe to grab a shattered piece of wood. One might say "That guy is such a crack whore!"
by rapidguy February 25, 2003
Get the crack whoremug. by Porkman385 November 27, 2006
Get the Radioactive Crack Monkeymug. Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.
Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.
by NICMOZ May 27, 2008
Get the cotton ass crackmug. When describing a drink one may find delicious, it is common in some areas to say "that shit is like crack in a cup".
by StrangeTownKlown February 28, 2016
Get the crack in a cupmug.