Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018

Tom(affinity)

Dumb yute who abuses his mod power

Your such a dumb yute tom(affinity)

by Anonymousv69 October 27, 2020

Tom Wall

A gay cunt who reckons hes so top

"did you hear tom wall sucked a dick?" "tom wall sucks everyones dick dude."

by tomlovescock July 5, 2021

Tom Holland is mine

What every girl says and wishes...

" Tom Holland is mine! Back off!"

by hpsauceforthebois March 12, 2022

Tom Holland's Jawline

The most perfect angle to ever exist in the whole entire universe.

I'll only marry a man who has Tom Holland's Jawline. In short; I'm single for life.

by KBurrito April 21, 2022

Tom

A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.

Girl: I was split in half by tom yesterday

Friend: ...How are you alive.

by Banland October 29, 2022

Tom

sexy beast with a huge willy

:”OMG THERES TOM HE HAS SUCH A BIG WANG”

by Smelly fat dildo October 4, 2022