double whammy

fucking things up in both holes.

"i wanna double whammy that girl" or "i just double whammied my midterm"

by twowrongsdontmakearight February 19, 2010

Double Dutch

When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.

I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.

by BroncoCat May 8, 2013

double stuff

when two super absorbent tampons are needed to stop the flow

I thought that it was left over spaghetti in my roommate's bathroom but it turns out that it was just the remains of a double stuff, the result of her wide-set vagina

by mothersuperior August 19, 2009

Double Whammy

The occurrence of two SUPER AWESOME things/events at one time.

It's my birthday... and prom! What a double whammy!

by Kaitlin O. May 15, 2008

stunt double

a boy/man who dates the girl that has recently broken up with you. He acts like a stunt double by trying to do what you did.

Is that your new man? ha That's my stunt double.

by Kashman91 February 12, 2010

Double Dick

A guy who has a dick and also is a dick.

Girl: He is such a dick.
Boy: He also has dick.
Both: HE'S A DOUBLE DICK!!!!!!!!

by UrbanMaster December 18, 2016

double knot

(v.) To insert both of your testicles into someone's anus in a sexual manner

I gave my (girl/boy)friend a double knot last night and I still can't get the smell off of my balls.

by grundle bees September 1, 2016