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Bandwagon virgin

Abbr.: bwv

An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).
—I told Lou the other day we should buy one of those hot new NFTs together, the one they say it's gonna skyrocket before long, but he said NFTs in general bored the heck out of him and he wasn't interested whatsoever.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.
by J. J. B. Bravo April 19, 2022
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therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapistfor free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
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giga virgin

Someone who will forever remain a virgin
Fred: “did you see that Greg wrote a wikipedia page?”
Henry: “yeah he’s an absolute giga virgin”
by Big man will October 9, 2021
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Virgin vibes

Gary gives of major Virgin vibes
by Kanin03 November 9, 2020
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Virgin

Me.
My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.
by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018
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virginity reaper

Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy
"The virginity reaper has reaped again"
by srahswrld March 7, 2023
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virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.
Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.
by mrh@nky August 18, 2022
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