Temple of the Holy Vagina

Obvious applications; but especially that place to get on your knees and worship---Lap!---Lap!---Lap!---

Temple of the Holy Vagina; the only kind of organized religion which makes sense.

by wanker56 May 09, 2007

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vagina-clock shadow

The area of the vagina that has hair stubble or growth from shaving after a period of time as elapsed. Much like that of the male five-o-colock shadow.

Before we go dancing this evening I need to clean up my vagina-clock shadow.

by vjmandi September 16, 2013

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Vagina Blood Fart

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.

Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!

by Crotch-Ketchup June 18, 2003

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second hand vagina

The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.

"Baby, What do I taste on your lips?" "That's second hand vagina bitch! Taste good, don't it?"

by EzMaTezPez October 08, 2009

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angry vagina monster

When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.

DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?

by angryvaginamonsterhunter April 01, 2011

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