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Twat

Twat, a strike were your fingers flail from a clench fist to strike you target with a whipping motion, twat resembles the sound made on connection
Tramp:"G'is yer kebab"
Twat master:"fuck off *twats tramp right between the eyes*"
by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014
mugGet the Twatmug.

gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.
by Xodi January 28, 2017
mugGet the gollum like twatmug.

Twat-Whore

A small little bitch shitzu halfwit dog named rusty
Rusty is such a twat-whore
by MassiveSchlong2306 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Twat-Whoremug.

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch
Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha
by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018
mugGet the Twat Wafflemug.

southern twat

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull
by kivaiubki November 21, 2020
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Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"
"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"
by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025
mugGet the Twat twitchermug.

Twat

Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.
Becky on Twitter:

-Just woke up!
-about to get in the shower!
-blow drying my hair!
-what to wear what to wear?
-eating pancakes!
-in my car!
-halfway to school!
-at school!
-in first block!
-ETC.

Rachel on her phone:
OMGGGG! Becky is such a friggen Twat!
by purtyyyyygirlllllll November 14, 2010
mugGet the Twatmug.

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