sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

Poopy pants special

Food so bad that you know as soon as you order..thing better come with a side of TP

Sonny just ate Burger King and burgers for the past month. I hope he didn’t get the poopy pants special

by Jh1137 August 17, 2021

meanie peanie pants

someone who’s a bit cheeky, ginger and australian

person 1 - you are a meanie peanie pants
person 2 - wowww okay

by yammypoos September 7, 2023

sauced his pants

He who indulges in fatty foods and a quart of malt liquor.

Jerry drank a quart of Colt45, ate a bucket of KFC original recipe and sauced his pants. Stunk like fuck.

by Dawgbreff April 23, 2018

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

Open toed pants

Article of clothing that allows a camel toe to be easily discernible from a distance of no less than 18 feet.

It is highly encouraged for new hires to wear open toed pants on the first day in the office.

by Poochy July 24, 2019