Damb internet hooman..

damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"

curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
by Mr.zx October 24, 2020
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Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.
She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.
by webfeat January 21, 2010
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Internet

Internet is where the insane people go to have fun
John is insane cause he used the internet
by themanthatusestheinternet August 25, 2022
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internet troll

69: “fuck chief keef, yall niggas ain’t gone kill me”

1 day later

69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll
by ghjbftj June 12, 2018
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Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.
by Nagi0e November 3, 2018
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Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.
The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016
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The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
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