Egg-head

One with a head resembling an egg or a bean.

"You're egg-head won't fit in the motorcycle helmet"

by Mr-Bean October 8, 2018

scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Creme Egg Nogger

A reverse Egg Nogger i.e. someone who is not white by race but is secretly white on the inside, much like a creme egg.

man Lee Jun Wu is for sure a Creme Egg Nogger, he doesn't even get maths tutoring!

by D E A T H P L E A S E June 6, 2016

On the egg

Right now, immediately

“Guys let’s peel.”
“When?”
“On the egg.”

by WillyGChopTunsil November 20, 2022

Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021