mother fucker

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.

My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

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Fat Fucker

An individual that participates in consensual sex with obese people.

Alf fucked the overweight girl, Abbie, again. That “fat fucker” loves obese women.

by Henson Bean August 3, 2023

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Garth Brookes Mother Fucker

A best friend turned enemy who is “burning bridges”.

Man, fuck Brandon he is the one who called the cops on me, that Garth Brookes Mother Fucker.

by $PeachitUp$ August 21, 2022

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wombat-fucker

an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.

*sees an attractive woman with her child*
Person1 : "That ones quite a wombat-fucker, innit?"

by genuine australian May 11, 2020

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Phone Fucker

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.

Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.

by The real randy April 14, 2024

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fuckered off

"Fuckered off" is a descriptive term for any person, place, thing that has obviously been ransacked by methamphetamines and/or methamphetamine users , and needs a nap and/or a tune up.

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.

"Dude! You are so fuckered off. You look like you're fighting a Zombie apocalypse...and you're talking to my shadow..take a fucking nap!"

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.

by anonymous April 27, 2022

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