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Time Squared

A term used when someone royally forgets something or when they Drop the Ball. Time Square in New York City on New Years Eve has a ball that drops to signify the entering of a new year.
"Dan was going to bring me a condom to the party but he Time Squared me, I had to settle for a blow job from that bitch."
by Calling You Out August 12, 2009
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Free Time

An excuse for the teacher trying to earn their teachers degree on a crappy online university.
by TheBiggestBigShaq June 10, 2018
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Bro Time

When two(or more) "bros" engage in completely friendly, platonic, consensual sexual activity in a fully "no homo" kind of way.
Bro 1: Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
Bro 2: We were gonna go watch some Netflix and chill, maybe with some kissing and hand-holding involved, no homo though. Wanna join?
Bro 1: Sure dude! Always time for bro time!
by The Real Dante April 1, 2021
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diddle time

shit, almost diddle time again. get your goggles, buckets, and horse costume on.
by BraveDick November 9, 2013
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one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.
Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?
by Bilby123 March 14, 2008
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bullet time

super slow-mo effect {slow enough for the audience to see a bulet breaking through the air as it travels, hence the name} pioniered in the hit film "The Matrix".
The effect is created by filming a short scene against a green background using two video cameras and a lot of stills cameras. The images are then added to a computer generated background and then using computers the audience can be spun 360 degres around the action, showing great amounts of detail.
Watch the matrix... also view the bullet time documentry also on the matrix DVD and possibly at the end of the VHS
by david rees November 23, 2003
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Gardner Time

The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.
Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
by FD45acp October 19, 2015
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