Christian Russell

The art of getting no bitches/pussy and/or being a valorant sweat who doesn't play with certain people because of rank

He is being just a Christian Russell he won't play valorant with us

by JaCKsonISCOOLIO February 28, 2022

christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Christian Roleplay

Christian roleplay is when one person gets tied up to a bed and the other person fucks their ass until they're about to nut. Before they nut, they pull out and nut under them so it doesn't count as sex.

Hey Elrad, wanna do Christian Roleplay?

As long as it doesn't count, yeah!

by UnathleticGerm#124032 February 22, 2024

Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.

Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.

by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021

christian the hammah

one hammah 🥶

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah

by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021

legacy christian academy (frisco)

A LITERAL HELL HOLE literally have a pedophile teacher and everyone is fake as fuck here and they try to act nice in all but is messed up in the head probably because of all the dye in there hair literally go to schools with oranges who can spray tan at all. Spoiled rich ass kids who don't even know how to fucking clean or sweep the damn place. Bro people for real crying because they're parents didn't get them the exact color of som shit. the school's race population is literally 90% WHITE. BRO HELP ME!!!

Stacy: Hey do you know the school" legacy christian academy (frisco)"campus?

Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens

by ilovespriteandchicken March 14, 2023

christian.

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33

christian. is the best person ever.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022