Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

tea patty

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.

“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”

by Sorazo December 19, 2023

Tea

Abbachio's piss in a teapot/tea cup

Giorno wanted to drink tea but the greedy jellyfish in his tooth absorbed all of it

by Pearlaid June 3, 2022

Tea Service

A ladylike way for asking your lover for a pinky in the ass.

Hey baby, will you give me some tea service tonight?

by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017

Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

Boston Tea Party

The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.

I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.

by Kaylynandsammy August 18, 2020

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018