by DJ Conan December 05, 2003
to blame the women when they earn more money than you even though you didn't try to improve yourself. This allows the males to feel pithiness for themselves although they do not have the proper attitude when feeling the pity
by SCrusher88 January 04, 2019
Originally coined by Youtube Pooper "MoBrosStudios" in the early 2010's, and then picked up by The Mysterious Mr. Enter, a Squidward Torture Porn is an episode of Spongebob, where rather than actually tell an interesting humorous story, the writers fall into laziness and just decide to make Squidward's life a dry hell. In the earlier days of Spongebob, this formula was seldom used, and only when Squidward did something to deserve it. However after the departure of Stephen Hillenberg and all the other competent writers, these episodes became much more recurring, despite the fact that nobody likes them. These torture porns, though common, are not exclusive to Squidward. Anyone, even Spongebob himself, can be given these torture porns provided they either are in a benevolent mood, or just minding their own business. The best way to avoid becoming the subject of these torture porns is to behave like an unlikeable jackass, a skill that the formerly loveable Patrick Star has mastered.
Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
by RabidBadger1632 July 16, 2014
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by optionaljoystick January 10, 2012
The rare porn that to you is re-watchable and when all else fails and other porns are not getting you off, you go back to a classic that can get the job done.
Chris couldn't finish masturbating while watch the grandma porn so he went to his fall back porn and watched his favorite; Back Door Sluts 9.
by Tazdudeman August 12, 2010
A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009