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National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
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does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.
Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018
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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020
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Dups, Is short for Dating Ugly People syndrome and is very easy to catch the syndrome by dating ugly people. The only cure is dating a cute or hot girl
Bro, That kid is dating a chicken sandwich he must have dups (dating ugly people syndrome)
by Mr Dups April 10, 2019
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Did you know that people who....

People who start with the letter S find people are attractive to boys or men that start with the letter A..... An example: Allen x Sammar! ( name found on google) Information found by me ! Have a good day bye! :)
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make fun of short people day

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude
by naferialc October 26, 2020
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