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whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
mugGet the whack and packmug.

fammy pack

A way of naming someone your fam.
"Aye hit me up with the answers to the hw"

"I got you fammy pack"
by Itslittt September 6, 2016
mugGet the fammy packmug.

action packed titty flack

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.
yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.
by theguydudebuddyfella June 19, 2018
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my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.
I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.
by Lorna Black July 3, 2023
mugGet the my quacks are in a packmug.

packing

when two or more retards on discord attempt to argue
"this guy is trying to pack me"

"lets pack him together, i love packing"
by rease926 July 30, 2022
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Memo pack

A 16 year old boy Nick named memo from the west Melbourne suburb tarniet who died in a car crash and got his head decapitated thru the windshield, just like tooka in Chicago memo is referred to as weed in the Australian city of Melbourne, mainly in the northern and western suburbs.
“Dugu pack in my system been smokin on memo pack”

“Aye let’s light up dis memo gang”
by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023
mugGet the Memo packmug.

Scrotum-six-pack

When you get a six pack on your scrotum.
When you put weights on your scrotum and go in a hot room then a cold room and get a scrotum-six-pack.
by Scrototo. July 28, 2023
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