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Butthole to Bean

Butthole to Bean is a term that is only used by the most refined people on this earth. I came up with this term after many years of research in the field of sexual exploration. I would travel from butthole to bean often and enjoyed both of these majestic places however, I never connected the two until one day I was driving and I decided to join these two fine places with one phase. Enjoy!
I was so hungry the other night I licked my wife from Butthole to Bean......... while sitting on my leather seats in my hot truck my girlfriends pussy was sweating from butthole to Bean......... one day on a journey from her Butthole to her bean I found her taint.
by Cupambulla April 22, 2019
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Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.
Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*
mugGet the Cool Beansmug.

Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.
Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.
by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022
mugGet the Beans on toastmug.

BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.
Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"
by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019
mugGet the BEAN DAYmug.

Large Bean

A Large Bean is a meaning for a mans massive bulge
Wife:hey babe
Husband:hey honey
Wife: I want you to put that large bean in my mouth

Husband:THOT
by Hdjeiehe April 23, 2021
mugGet the Large Beanmug.

Coco Bean

A nickname for someone named Coco. You are very lucky to know a Coco Bean, cuz they’re great listeners, amazing people, and always offer their wisdom (normally for a price, they like to make profits)
Coco Beans typically do not resemble cinnamon rolls, and will add you to their hit list if you claim that they do. They tend to like sweet foods, like brownies, lemon bars, and cookies.
Person one: Wow! coco bean is so nice! And she made some homemade lemon bars!

Person two: Yeah! Coco Bean is an amazing listener too! And she doesn’t resemble a cinnamon roll!
by Swiftly Swag June 24, 2021
mugGet the Coco Beanmug.

BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.
"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008
mugGet the BEANS TESTINGmug.

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