Mother Hen

When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.

No thanks, I already ate. We did the Mother Hen a few hours ago.

by AshFlops September 28, 2022

Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

mother

the one who loves you, but can also tell if you: 1)took a shower in the past 2 days 2)what you ate yesterday 3)ditched class 4)got hurt 5)got a girl friend, or boy friend.
She can also find anything ever, and cares and loves for you so much.

"I love my mother!"

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

by DEZPP January 13, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Your mother

No u.
Basically if someone insults u saying "your mother" is a amazing way to put them in there place :>

Trump stan: your wrong

A normal person: your mother

by I don't have one sorry November 18, 2020