a girl that looks like a lesbian but actually isn't one
by caleylookslikealesbian April 11, 2022
A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
by Weenafile September 2, 2019
A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 14, 2019
A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.
Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.
by Sugar Niqua October 26, 2013
a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls
by Mimosica September 19, 2019
Lesbian Basketball sex is the act of 2 (or more) lesbians having sexual Intercourse while using basketball
Woman 1 Let's switch things up and have lesbian Basketball sex.
Woman 2 Ok let me grab a Basketball.
Woman 2 Ok let me grab a Basketball.
by Queefmaster682297 September 4, 2023