tickled lesbian

when one girl is tickling one other hoo-ha and enjoys it mostly involving holding hands on the first floor near the gym

were tickled lesbians?

yes, were walking by the gym on the first floor

by Tickledbythelesbian123 October 28, 2021

bigger lesbian

a proper lesbianfied lesbian

i hope you get raped by a bigger lesbian.

by richardcommey June 2, 2021

Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Lesbian

Someone who is on the female spectrum or without gender that is attracted to others on the female spectrum (or people without gender, it depends on the person).

"Would you date a guy shorter than you?"
"No."
"That's shallow."
"I'm a lesbian, Tom."

by Sprig Plantar September 11, 2021

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024

Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"

The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"

by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021

lesbian

a shorter way of saying your lazy or tired

"man im feeling pretty lesbian right now"

"yeah me too, let's go to bed"

by Mithie hamburger March 29, 2022