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Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”
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The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.
What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.
by HildaSimp January 5, 2025
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January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.
Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.
by menoum January 15, 2022
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January 1st

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.
John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st
by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022
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8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.
Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”
by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022
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January 30

national send 5 booty pics to ur man day
It’s january 30! let me send 5 booty pics to my man!
by anonymous January 29, 2025
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January 25

Boy 1:it’s January 25th this is your chance
Boy 2:ok here foes nothing
by fgjhdfnk January 24, 2021
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